Archive for September, 2006
If Only Life Were So Simple…
Saturday, September 16th, 2006Oh (Future) Hell Yes!!!
Friday, September 15th, 2006I was just looking at the Deltron 3030 wiki and I saw a link to this on Kid Koala’s official site.
This is GREAT news! Deltron is one of my most favorite albums. I hope to hear more soon…
I’m Giving Up (Some Nerdiness) :(
Thursday, September 14th, 2006I have been using Ubuntu 6.06.1 LTS for about 2 weeks now and I nearly love everything about it, but I am about to give it up…
NFL 07 and NHL 07 are out for PC and hopefully FIFA 07 is not too far away. I just bought a new Logitech gamepad to replace my seriously aging MS Sidewinder 6 button gamepad. These things combined mean I must revert back to Windows because I refuse to dual boot. I am thinking of running Ubuntu Server of CentOS in VMWare so I can run Asterisk and a LAMP stack in a safe environment.
A part of me died tonight, but I will have a smile on my face on Saturday morning when I start playing NHL 07!
More CRACKED.com :: LESSON: If we’re not careful, robots will kill us all
Sunday, September 10th, 2006CRACKED.com :: The Comedy Wesbite & Home of CRACKED Mazagine :: humor, parody, satire and more
CARTOON: Transformers
LESSON: If we’re not careful, robots will kill us all.
This is a humbling lesson for any child to learn, but an easy one to accept, considering Transformers was one of the coolest cartoons of the ’80s. Would the Unabomber have renounced his violent ways if he were to witness the sheer stunning spectacle that is Grimlock? Hard to say, since he didn’t have a TV. But we will tell you one thing: when machines replace humans at the top of the food chain, we’ll be standing on the sidelines, waving our Autobot flag with fervent pride. Because, let’s face it, getting eaten by an alien car would suck.
How it affected us as adults: The reason we stay away from Priuses and make our TV wear a blindfold when we sleep at night.
CRACKED.com :: LESSON: April O’Neil is really hot
Sunday, September 10th, 2006CRACKED.com :: The Comedy Wesbite & Home of CRACKED Mazagine :: humor, parody, satire and more
CARTOON: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
LESSON: April O’Neil is really hot.
She’s got red hair, wears a sexy yellow jumpsuit and gets down with anthropomorphic pizza-fiends. Most girls want nothing to do with dudes that live in the sewers, but not April O’Neil. She doesn’t even mind hanging with that old man-rat wearing a pink kimono! This girl is a freak, for real. I’ve got one word for you dude: cowabunga. Cowabunga that chick in your underground lair all night long.
How it affected us as adults: Mistakenly thought our girlfriend would be cool with it if we called them dude, ate nothing but pizza and wore a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle mask during sex.
I Forgot I Wrote This… Thanks Google!
Tuesday, September 5th, 2006INSIDE JoongAng Daily
[LETTERS TO THE EDITOR]Angry and disappointed at ‘boy toy’ and racial articles
I’ve been angered and disappointed by some articles you printed recently. A short time ago you printed an article about “boy toys.” In that article, you basically stated that any time a man is younger than his girlfriend or wife, he becomes a “boy toy” for the woman. What about love? Where does that come in? Can two people not fall in love regardless of a few years’ age difference?
Today I read your article about biracial entertainers and I was surprised that you would print such an article. Don’t get me wrong; I’m glad that Korean society is opening up. But this article just goes to show that people who are not 100-percent Korean are treated as abnormal or unusual and does nothing to help eliminate this image.
It is time to stop reinforcing old stereotypes and prejudices and move on to a point where all people are just people regardless of their age or cultural and ethnic background.
by Damien Gabrielson
Hilarious
Tuesday, September 5th, 2006Top 5 Japanese Insults (BBC Style)
Saturday, September 2nd, 2006The more british comedy I watch, the more I love it. I need to move to London…
